Paula Deen is psychotic.  She's a lady, I'm almost certain, from Savannah, GA, whose Food Network show "Home Cooking" makes your arteries burst just with the theme music.  I think I saw her stuff a Krispy Kreme donut with a sweet potato pie and deep-fry it.  The most unsettling aspect of the show is how she refers to anything she's cooking as "he," as in "Ah'm gonna just slice his belly down the middle and stuff him in the oven."  This show may make me wake up screaming every now and then, but man does that fried chicken look good.

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